Carbs' Team: Carbs, Roy, Tom H, Shaun, Tuvvy, Will, Dave C, Andy T, Robin, Sam
Ed's Team: Ed, Matt, Phil, Mike, Jason, Fletch, Tom W, Kev, Sam
After missing two weeks due to snow the Energise pitch was finally cleared and 17 of St Paul's finest and Matt turned up and the lack of football had left most of us looking like the crew of Das Boot. Tom H in particular had the look of a man who'd been locked in a cupboard for a week and been forced to watch the XFactor knowing all along that on the other channel England's batsman were dishing it out to the Aussies.
Once again Sam proved to be the pivotal player and the game once again swung in the favour of Ed's team. Phil was now playing a more attacking role, slotting in behind the strikers and playing some lovely football, even the ever dependable defensive presence of Tom H struggled to keep Phil in check. A good corner from Ed was poked into the net by Kev, Phil grabbed a hat-trick (an event that, like him buying a round, happens only once in a lifetime) and even the Billy Bunter like Matt got on the scoresheet after beating both Will and Roy and slotting the ball past Tuvvy with the outside of his boot. Roy was unlucky when a brilliant clearance off the line after a shot by Matt was smashed straight back past him into the net by Kev. Ed had a great snapshot that drifted just wide, but his team were on top and the score was about 9-4.
The chances didn't stop though, only some good keeping by Jason, Kev and Sam stopped Carbs team getting more goals. One clearance by Sam was awesome, realising he'd strayed out of his area he leapt like the proverbial salmon and headed the ball away. Carbs thought he'd score but Kev pulled off one of his trademark quality saves and Andy blasted over on the back post when he really should have hit the target. At the other end, Phil was unlucky to head over a great corner from Ed and Fletch saw a missile of a shot go just wide.
Towny and Will then went for the same ball and ended up colliding in a moment reminiscent of the keystone cops and Kev nearly castrated Tuvvy with a high boot. It only happens at St Paul's footy!
There was just enough time for Carbs team to try for a consolation goal from a corner, but once again, Ed's team defended well and "time" was called. A great game after a frustrating break. Let's hope there's more of the same next week.
Goal Of The Week: Will's superb finish, he has a habit of scoring spectacular goals and this was up there with his best.
Player Of The Week: Loads of good performances this week. Carbs returned and proved that he still oozes class. Kev played as well as I ever seen him play and got 2 great goals, Will was excellent, Ed is now consistently one of the best players on the pitch. Sam played out of his skin, for both teams and his defending was brilliant. Roy defended heroically for Carbs' team. He seemed to be everywhere, putting in challenges and blocking shots. Also, as mentioned above, some of his passing was awesome. So, POTW so nearly went to Roy, but that would be ignoring the man in the SUFC kit. Phil started the game by bossing Carbs' team from his own half, they just could not get passed him. Everytime the ball came into his half he mopped it up, beat a player or two and then laid the ball off for a team mate. Quality. After a brief stint in goal which included a great save, he played the rest of the game up front and Tom and Roy just could not deal with him. Getting a fully deserved hat-trick was only half the story, Phil was involved in most of his teams goals and also ensured that his team kept their shape. Some people liken him to "Indiana Jones meets Mr Bronson in a football kit", some say he taught Carol Vorderman all she knows and others still say he's the lovechild of Jimmy Cranky and Lembut Opik, all I know is that is the best performance in that kit that you're going to see anywhere all season. Well done Phil.